I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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