I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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