I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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