whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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