U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
How's work?
Spinning.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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