i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My ass is underappreciated
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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