NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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