Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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