So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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