You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Randomize
