i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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