You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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