I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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