the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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