i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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