I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I forget how to act sober
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