can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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