whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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