We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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