North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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