I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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