hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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