the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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