You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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