How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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