Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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