It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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