Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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