I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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