I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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