Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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