no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He called his prostate his "boner button".
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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