Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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