***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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