You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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