is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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