I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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