i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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