yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You don't make any sense
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