I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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