you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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