Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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