The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm bleeding and have questions
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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