I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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