Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Pooping to opera.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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