so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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