She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
