Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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