these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Randomize
