This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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