I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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