Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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